About me

Welcome to my adult toy review blog!

Let me introduce myself and tell you a bit about myself.

I’m PapaRenard (pronouns he/it), born in the late 1980s in France with a joystick between my legs. Of course, although I was attracted to PC and console games from an early age… As you can imagine, it’s not really this type of joystick we’re talking about, but my penis.

The world of solitary pleasures opened up to me in my early teens. Overflowing with music star fantasies and accompanied by my trusty right hand. The world of couple pleasures opened up in the 2010s with my wife (whom I’ll often call Madame here). She may eventually make a few appearances on this blog as an author. And to give her opinions on sex toys that I can’t test. Although, to be perfectly frank, she has no desire to write sextoy reviews, so for the time being I’ll be asking her questions and holding the pen.

Having never given up this habit of indulging on my own, but also over the years, I wanted to find out what other possibilities existed for renewing the experience. Something different.

I was very quickly intrigued by connected toys and their promise of synchronisation with available videos. So I started looking for reviews of this type of toy. Unfortunately, there are virtually no reviews in French, which made my decision to buy even more difficult and almost risky.

Let’s face it, the main purpose of these toys is orgasm! That sensation that runs through your whole body, electrifying it… That wave of pleasure that takes such different forms from one person to another, but that feels so good… Unfortunately, just because you’ve spent tens or hundreds of euros on a toy plagiarised by this or that brand, using superlatives and images to sell you their latest find that will guarantee you a big O… Doesn’t mean you’ll get it.

Why am I running a blog ?

Because, unfortunately, it’s a business for them. Them?

Whether it’s for brands that want their products to be viable and make money. Or for certain critics/influencers who want to continue to receive products while sometimes getting paid and making money via affiliation. If you don’t know what affiliation is, it’s the win/win action between a person who brings in customers and the brand that pays a percentage of the order to that person. It can be virtuous… But it’s far from being the general case.

Not all the reviews you find on the web are honest. They won’t allow you to highlight the weak points, or the major faults, of the sex toys presented.

After taking the plunge and buying my first adult toy, I joined the Discord server for this brand of sextoy.

Naturally, I started answering questions from people who, like me, were hesitating to take the plunge. Over time, I realised that I could share my personal experience, unfiltered and with sincerity. And I could do this by writing reviews of the sex toys I’d bought or been offered.

However, don’t take everything I write at face value! It’s just my opinion, my feeling, one of many. I’m made differently from you. I feel things differently. The opinion I share may differ from yours. So don’t hesitate to supplement your reading of this blog by reading other people’s articles! To find out more about the product you’re interested in.

I’m not trying to sell you a particular product or tell you not to buy it. My aim is to provide an additional tool for those seeking reliable information on these products so that they can make informed decisions. With full knowledge of the facts.

Is a sextoy great? Of course I’m not going to be shy about saying so! For example, the Pulse Solo Interactive🦊 is an interstellar killer!

Is there a sextoy I clearly don’t like? Whether it’s because it doesn’t work as advertised? Or that it didn’t give me what was advertised? I’m going to share it too, trying to be constructive so that the brand can eventually take my feedback into account.

On this blog, I try to share my experiences of sex toys that have crossed my path.

You’ll find frank, honest and detailed reviews to help you make informed decisions. I hope you find my articles useful and help you explore the world of adult toys.

Don’t hesitate to leave me comments and ask me questions. Your participation is essential to help me improve and offer you more relevant content.

Happy reading and, above all, have fun!